Sour Mango

steampoweredcupcake: giraffesonparade: amazingincrediblespiderh...

Mon, 27 May 2013 03:26:20 +0100

giraffesonparade:

amazingincrediblespiderhulk:

sorveharth:

OH MY GOD THEY’RE COPYCATS

I thought they were getting “Cat Scans”

I bet they left a lot of “paw prints”

thefrogman: Incidental Comics by Grant Snider [website | tumblr...

Sun, 26 May 2013 20:34:49 +0100

thefrogman:

Incidental Comics by Grant Snider [website | tumblr | twitter]

When I forget a line to a Disney song...

Sun, 26 May 2013 17:09:17 +0100

disneyismyescape:

disneymydarling:

accurate

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Sun, 26 May 2013 13:43:15 +0100

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Sun, 26 May 2013 10:17:46 +0100

cosumosu: Project for one of my classes @w@;)

Sun, 26 May 2013 06:51:45 +0100

Whether it's a cute ensemble for a fun day

or a cute lil black dress for a party

gym wear too!

swimming suits, undergarments, even being flat out nude is never an "invitation" for assault, it's the assaulter's fault.

cosumosu:

Project for one of my classes @w@;)

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Sun, 26 May 2013 03:26:15 +0100

empressriful: ollivandur: apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT THIS...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:34:58 +0100

empressriful:

ollivandur:

apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT

THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE

radstunts: thirteenth-zodiac-sign: bllonde: Dear tampon and pad companies: Please make your items...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:09:07 +0100

radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo.

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

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Sat, 25 May 2013 13:43:21 +0100

burgrs: she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:17:50 +0100

burgrs:

she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me

mondoleon: guten tag

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:51:49 +0100

mondoleon:

guten tag

Kitten Meets Hedgehog [x]

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:26:16 +0100

Kitten Meets Hedgehog [x]

Hannibal Lecter and the subversion of the Male Gaze

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:34:44 +0100

noonturnsmidnight:

Let’s talk Hannibal and feminism for a second.
Specifically, let’s talk about what makes Lecter’s character so appealing to a female audience and why that makes so many people uncomfortable.

(Takes the book & movie canons into account. TW for discussion of murder, cannibalism and violence as well as mentions of sexual violence.)

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commasandtheabsurd: CLICK THRU FOR MAXIMUM PLEASURE

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:28:09 +0100

commasandtheabsurd:

CLICK THRU FOR MAXIMUM PLEASURE

rubyetc: this is for and of and idea’ed by the beautimous...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:29:20 +0100

rubyetc:

this is for and of and idea’ed by the beautimous hannah who is a bit very miserable today. Send her some luvvin’, she is great

just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:09:01 +0100

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

I feel too shitty to do tumblr. I miss you all though. So erm. Just pretend I am reblogging all the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:25:02 +0100

I feel too shitty to do tumblr. I miss you all though.

So erm. Just pretend I am reblogging all the cats until I return.

xoxo

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Thu, 16 May 2013 06:51:46 +0100

shotgunshutshispiehole: theyatemytaylor: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP...

Thu, 16 May 2013 03:26:20 +0100

shotgunshutshispiehole:

theyatemytaylor:

ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU PEOPLE LIKE THESE STORIES SO I’M GONNA GIVE YOU ONE

See this lady I’m hugging? That’s my great-grandma. She’s not even 80 (my family had babies young and then there’s me) but don’t let that fool you. I’m pretty fucking sure she’s the mob boss.When she wants something done, it gets done. Sometimes we don’t even know how.

BUT THAT’S NOT WHY I’M TELLING YOU ABOUT HER BECAUSE I COULD GO ON ABOUT MY BADASS G-MA ALL DAY.

This is why:

This picture was taken during the visit on mother’s day. Now, my grandmother doesn’t like living in a home because she still has her mind. The other residents, unfortunately, do not. There’s not a lot to do and it’s hard for her to get anything when the nurses are pretty preoccupied with the other, less sane residents.

So my dad says “Just act crazy with them. It’ll be fun.”

and I saw my chance

I told her to do something, quietly, so no one would hear. As we were leaving, her personal nurse gave us farewells (and was a bit condescending to G-ma, but I know that can’t be helped). Just before we walked out, the nurse said:

“That was nice of your family to visit.”

“Yeah. Always sad when they have to leave.”

At this point, my grandmother gives me a look and continues speaking:

“But it’s okay, because I’m never alone.”

(pause)

“Oh, what do you mean?”

“I always have my angel with me.”

“Awww like an angel watching over you? Like your husband?”

“No. A different angel. His name is Castiel. He wears a trenchcoat.”

Let me tell you, I have never laughed and cried so hard in my life to watch that nurse’s expression.

THIS IS WHY I LOVE MY G-MA. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE MY G-MA TOO.

I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY ON TUMBLR OH MY GOD PLEASE GIVE YOUR GREAT GRANDMA A HUG FOR ME OMFG A+