May 2013
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I feel too shitty to do tumblr. I miss you all though.
So erm. Just pretend I am reblogging all the cats until I return.
xoxo
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fuckyeahsexeducation:
entropyandflux:
thisgingerisback:
Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE.
BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A...
graceebooks:
men at large think they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
october-afternoons:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
im going to open a literature-themed coffee/dessert shop called “Lord of the Pies” and some of the flavor names will be:
the grape gatsby
lime & punishment
the adventures of blackberry finn
the crepes of wrath
the catcher in the pie
war and quiche
around the world in eighty buffets
20,000 leagues under the tea
the call of the...
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nillawiffle:
lydiabutz:
I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
How the sky would look if the planets were as...
queennubian:
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i-want-you-for-the-weekend-jay:
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kellyeatworld:
guceubcuesu:
Moon…
Mercury…
Venus…
Mars…
Jupiter…
Saturn…
Uranus…
Neptune…
JUPITER. Holy fuck
What about if Earth had rings?
What would that look like
this is like porn i love space
Gallifrey…
this literally just...
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sadillite:
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
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kandieddubstep:
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deathtiel:
But like seriously I DON’T WANT TO PAY $50 FOR A BRA
IT IS A BOOB HOLDER
IT IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE THAN CUPS WHERE I CAN KEEP MY BOOBS
THAT SHOULD NOT BE SUCH AN EXPENSIVE ITEM FOR REAL THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WOULD BE HONORED TO HOLD MY BOOBS THIS BRA SHOULD SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT
This might be one of the greatest posts about...
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lordoftheinternet:
some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet
egberts:
where can i buy that for free
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iguanamouth:
i read that as lions
remember who you are
aconite-monkshood-wolfsbane:
There are few things I find more satisfying than making animal noises at an animal and having it make the noise back.
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destielarryziam:
australiansanta:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
queerlava:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
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trillow:
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
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